President Joe Biden was recently allowed out of his basement to give the American people an important, and timely message that they have no hope of overthrowing the government without any F-15s.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 9:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to inside sources, the Capitol Gift Shop has been inundated with tourists looking for Jan 6 hearing souvenirs leading one irritated employee to tack up a large sign at the entrance to the store reading “NO WE DO NOT SELL BUFFALO HAT SOUVENIRS”.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 7:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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